Auspicious Anne

I adore cupcakes and I love corny jokes.

smaugnussen:

and I would walk 500 dogs and I would walk 500 more

(Source: spoopysmaug, via moistpizzaslice)

socotic:

(18+)

socotic:

(18+)

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crowhn:

indie blog
crazy images that are actually real im amazed

“And like the sea, I’m constantly changing from calm to hell.”

—   Dallas Green (via wanduring)

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mrrandomneseianese:

Guys can we talk about how great reversed gifs are

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like we have the vacuums

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we have the dirty stuff

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we have the fixers

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we have the ceptioners

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and we have my favorite 

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like these are the greatest things in the world

(via twerkin-like-im-left-eye)

fevra:

have u ever had a depersonalization moment when you look at yourself in the mirror and think wow this person is me and i have this body and this life and everything feels so strange why am i me and not someone else

(via starhyeyed)

stop-chicken-nugget-abuse:

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

(via la-ughh)

seantracy:

you become an adult at 18

but you can only do the lame adult stuff like pay taxes, go kill people in foreign countries because of your government’s imperialistic fantasies, and write your will

i just want a beer 

(Source: seantracy)

Anonymous said: what name were you assigned at birth, if you dont mind me asking?

coolben94:

Fart Police 3000… so im sure u can see why the change was necessary :-/

I saw one of my former professor today and this is what sort of happened

Professor:

hey Anne you looked like you lost weight. Have you been running?

Me:

yes I've been running from my problems.