I’m praying for that day that I’m tumblr famous, just so I can hear people shout out my URL when I walk by them on the streets
um, like a few million of you still aren’t following me? ? lol weird
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perfect has 7 letters and so does meeeeee
Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.
Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.
Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.
Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.
Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.
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in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out
If you want to ruin a song forever use it for your alarm
im aiming for the “shes a badass and cute as hell but I wouldn’t touch her without asking” look
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does anyone even remember gotye?
Sounds familiar..„, like somebody I used to know…