Auspicious Anne

I adore cupcakes and I love corny jokes.

“College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.””

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"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

(via infelicific)

(via sineofmadness)

swayzepatrick:


fabootheenigma:

grodus:

i like this one

For a second I was expecting something different and was really enraged

fucking bless whoever made this

swayzepatrick:

fabootheenigma:

grodus:

i like this one

For a second I was expecting something different and was really enraged

fucking bless whoever made this

(via dundi07)

gaymzee:

no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore

(via sights-unseen)

2srooky:

genderfluid-carlos:

ppl who don’t dress up for halloween bc it’s too childish are halloweak

More like halloweenies.

(via the-rolling-nirvana)

waterbears:

etsy understands me

waterbears:

etsy understands me

(via 7708715327)

1. Because a woman brought into this world will inevitably be given pepper spray “just in case.”

2. Because by sixteen, a young girl knows how to avoid being sexually assaulted, while a boy of the same age does not fear sexual assault in the slightest.

3. Because a girl who mocks men is a bitch, and a boy who mocks women is joking.

4. Because a girl who has sex is a slut, and a boy who has sex is a man.

5. Because in a murder, the killer is at fault, but the blame of rape is often put on the victim.

6. Because we teach girls how not to get raped instead of teaching anyone simply not to rape.

7. Because a woman should put more clothes on if her outfit makes a man uncomfortable, because his self control is her responsibility.

8. Because feminists just need to chill out.

9. Because a 22 year old sex-obsessed virgin can murder 7 people, and the problem is that someone should’ve just slept with him.

10. Because not all men are predators, but yes, all women are prey.

There’s a fucking womanifesto for you.

—   (via floralfilm)

(via sights-unseen)

I’m just tryna earn a little heart emoji next to my name in ya phone shawty

(Source: texasmothafuckathatswhereistay, via rachetrita)

(Source: sodaking, via flawlessnoah)

raydayton:

meg tweeting about sam pepper’s new video (x/x

(via paradoxoftimeandmotion)

ill-be-y0ur-safety:

standhaft:

the-universe-of-justin:

Did Disney think Floridians were some alien race or something.

We are

too accurate 

(Source: just1nbartl3y, via sights-unseen)