Auspicious Anne

I adore cupcakes and I love corny jokes.

(Source: notcommonfact)

relush:

follow for more!

relush:

follow for more!

(Source: erotischeironie)

kitkatinc:

spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

(via moistpizzaslice)

bullied:

party at my house bring food then leave

(Source: bullied, via theycallmefearless)

4rianagrande:

i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them

(via caught-upinthe-moment)

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“Make it happen. Shock everyone.”

—   (via organicafe)

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candlemass-snapback:

yugichrist:

Please help this dog who’s trapped in a mirror……….

someone put him in there for a reason

candlemass-snapback:

yugichrist:

Please help this dog who’s trapped in a mirror……….

someone put him in there for a reason

(Source: anothercellphoneblog, via wifired)

poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

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odins-one-eyed-fuck:

shadogal94:

dreamerofderse:

so my mom brought home one of the new 100 dollar bills 

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I’m looking at it like “yeah this looks kinda cool”

but then you flip it over and

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it looks like it has fucking wordart on it

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They literally fucking used WordArt

AMERICA

(via askkanamekuran)

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*is a good girl*

seancodyfan:

seancodyfan:

*knows it*

*acts so different around drake*

(Source: firemen, via unplannedchild)

valleyoftheawkwardfangirls:

why can’t people see kristen stewart is basically 98% of all tumblr users 

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