Auspicious Anne

I adore cupcakes and I love corny jokes.

jellygod:

you:

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me:

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frostedjakes:

I’m praying for that day that I’m tumblr famous, just so I can hear people shout out my URL when I walk by them on the streets

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thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

Prince Edward (1965) - Prince George (2014)

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um, like a few million of you still aren’t following me? ? lol weird

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bcperfect:

perfect has 7 letters and so does meeeeee

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fiftyshadesofdebauchery:

kvotheunkvothe:

Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.

Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.

Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.

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potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

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leodeservestheoscar:

If you want to ruin a song forever use it for your alarm

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silly-luv:

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silly-luv:

♡ find your best posts on my blog ♡

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nyupanties:

im aiming for the “shes a badass and cute as hell but I wouldn’t touch her without asking” look

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shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

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Both reactions work

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fleuridian:

boysinleashes:

does anyone even remember gotye?

Sounds familiar..„, like somebody I used to know…

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